That's a Mustard Custard

A horrible trick was played on me this morning. I shall let Forbes type in the rest:

Not that I encourage the stereotyping of Americans as gullible people, but...first day at breakfast in South Africa, I serve Adam a bowl of mustard telling him it is South African yoghurt and guess what? Polite person that he is, he eats the bloody stuff and would have finished the bowl had we not confused to the dastardedly deed. Now he is in a little queeny huff, promising revenge. However, at least it makes your president look quite bright, which is nothing short of a miracle. God bless America and South African yoghurt - very tasty!

Forbes